Global Barking

From CNN's article Reduce your dog's carbon pawprint:

If you don't have a dog yet or are considering a second pet, you might want to think outside the dog box. According to the Vales, a goldfish is equal to the impact of just two cell phones; two hamsters or four canaries can be compared to a plasma TV; and a cat is only as bad as a Smart Car.

All right, do your part, everybody!

"I'm getting a goldfish. LOSE MY NUMBERS!"

"Ahhhh, see you in hell, four canaries!"

"Honey, come help me unload the groceries!"