Whenever somebody turns 100 or 112 or some other crazy number, the news always asks them about their secret to longevity. A quick Google search yielded these:
Cornmeal mush
A comfortable life with servants
Men and chocolate
No sex
Crispy bacon
Lots of vegetables
Being cheerful
Nothing special
Drink and smoke everyday
Never drink
There you go. Get cracking!
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