Swerve

If you browse the side jobs on Craigslist, you’ll notice there are usually people looking for dealers at their private poker games. And then you might think, “Really? Huh, I’ve played lots of private poker games and never had to hire someone to deal.” But it all makes sense once you read one of the ads:

Seeking an attractive young lady who will deal cards in only bikini bottoms this Sunday for a small poker game.

Knowledge of how to play poker is a plus but not a must.

Please respond with a picture.

$50/hr for approximately 4 hours

That reminds me, I need a half-naked woman to help me and some other strange men move a piano. Please send me your picture. You don’t need to know what a piano is. $$$$$!