70.3% of all visits lasted less than five seconds.I think this means that most of you aren’t even giving me a chance and the ones who did fell asleep at their computers!
20.3% of all visits lasted longer than an hour.
I’ll try to remedy that in 2009. First up, here’s a sneak peek at my new character, The Lady at My Work Who Always Takes Ten Minutes at the Salad Bar and Talks to Herself the Whole Time:
“Hmmmm, do I want tuna? Let’s seeeeeeee...oooh, tomatoes...”Thank you very much!
1 comment:
I love the idea of asking oneself "do I want tuna?" Well, are you making a tuna salad or not? What was your original intent when you approached this salad bar? Was it to have tuna salad or not to?
I don't know. I'm not very good at expressing my ideas anymore. My vacation was too long.
Happy New Year!
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