There he is, Mr. President

Well, I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news is our next President is an African American who ran for the Illinois Senate in 2004.

Now the bad news.







It's not Alan Keyes!



"What?? But I'm crazy!!"


I'm sorry, Alan.

"Forget you, I'm moving into the White House!"



Alan, you can't just do that. You got ZERO electoral votes!



"What if I sit right here? How many do I have now?"


Still zero.


"What if I do this?"

Zero!