Monday, February 8, 2010

Those who can

Whenever somebody turns 100 or 112 or some other crazy number, the news always asks them about their secret to longevity. A quick Google search yielded these:

Cornmeal mush

A comfortable life with servants

Men and chocolate

No sex

Crispy bacon

Lots of vegetables

Being cheerful

Nothing special

Drink and smoke everyday

Never drink

There you go. Get cracking!

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