Let's check the news:
NASA aims for unmanned moon rocket launch Thursday
I guess that means I didn't get the job.
Fla. city to workers: Wear underwear, deodorant
Jesse Popp to Fla. city: I have extensive experience in wearing underwear, deodorant and look forward to hearing from you soon.
Jobless Taiwan man steals just for free prison lunch
Well, I'm not quite there yet. Talk to me when this box of Quaker Oatmeal to Go Breakfast Bars is gone. And I have some cans of sardines in the cupboard. I'll probably crack into those before I send myself to prison. Hell, I might even just go grocery shopping. We'll see!
Those are all jokes about how I've been unemployed for three months. Get it??