Also, you can listen to me talk on a couple of recent podcasts:
Jumping for Joy w/Zachary Sims and Mark Normand
The Comedy Nerds w/ Dustin D'Addato and McInerney
So, a guy in the building next to my apartment called my landlord yesterday to complain about how he can see an ashtray on my windowsill. It's technically a roughly 6" tall flower pot, but anyway, here's an excerpt of the message from my landlord:
There is a large ashes tray on a window where if it falls the cigarettes butts would fall into the next door rear yard.Let's take a look at this doomsday scenario:
I can only imagine the three years worth of other things on this block that drove him crazy before he finally got to that. Total fartface!