Thursday, June 4, 2009

Ding-A-Ling

It should be noted that I guess I'm on Twitter now until whatever the next thing you need to do comes along and then I'll have to get on that for a while, too. Check it out!

Also, you can listen to me talk on a couple of recent podcasts:

Jumping for Joy w/Zachary Sims and Mark Normand


The Comedy Nerds w/ Dustin D'Addato and McInerney


So, a guy in the building next to my apartment called my landlord yesterday to complain about how he can see an ashtray on my windowsill. It's technically a roughly 6" tall flower pot, but anyway, here's an excerpt of the message from my landlord:
There is a large ashes tray on a window where if it falls the cigarettes butts would fall into the next door rear yard.
Let's take a look at this doomsday scenario:



I can only imagine the three years worth of other things on this block that drove him crazy before he finally got to that. Total fartface!

3 comments:

paul said...

Three posts on two non-consecutive days last week? Please, take a break!

Jesse said...

Uh oh, I took your advice, but now I realize it's possible that you were being sarcastic. I'll have to post something now!

Chesley Calloway said...

Fire! Brimstone! Oh, wait--it's just some cigarette butts... what a jerk!