Tuesday, April 15, 2008

It's like warm picnic table

So. Um. Here's this:
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.

Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.

Why? Are they picnic tables?

That's been my time, have a good night!

1 comment:

sam and stacy said...

haha - good one.

-stacy