Right now I'm at a bodega. I just went to Starbucks. The knock on Starbucks is that it's bland, corporate and other such things like that. But I usually find it to be rather pleasantly filled with crazy people. It's like a fancy bus station (except for the bathrooms, which are exactly like a bus station). I like crazy people because I am a huge fan of gibberish and today I sat next to a guy who unleashed some doozies for the ages. Namely:
This ain't nothin but the Twilight Zone and I'm watchin it. Y'all love chaos. Ya'll done turned to robots! Shit, I'll see you in the future drinkin' coffee. Gonna build me a spaceship and lookout my magic window. Get me a Japanese wife. And she better have money or she's goin back to school!
Couldn't have said it better myself.