Elbow Room

Plop me down into this scene and I'm lasting about five seconds





Or at least coming out looking like this guy



That seals it: I am not moving to Russia. It's off the list!

So feel free to keep tabs on me all weekend:

TONIGHT
Greg Johnson & Larry Murphy Show
8:00
Rififi
332 E 11th St
$5

SATURDAY
RG Daniels’ I Need a Tape
8:00
Karma
51 1st Ave
FREE

SUNDAY
Beauty Bar
9:00
231 E 14th St
FREE