Right now I’m at a hotel in Boston. I have a show for the Magners Comedy Festival in a couple hours.
Magners is an Irish cider. I'm not sure if I've ever had it before, but its makers certainly have great taste in the comedians they let loaf around in a fancy hotel room for free, though. So thanks, Magners! Drink Magners!
Anyway, I still have to sit in all these chairs and play with the room safe before showtime. Wish me luck!