Get a load of this: Carly Simon ends You’re So Vain riddle
It seems that, after 38 years, Carly Simon finally revealed to the world that her hit song You’re So Vain was about producer David Geffen.
(I wonder if Dick Ebersol is now regretting dropping $50,000 at a 2003 auction to have her tell him that in secret.)
Well, anyway, now that that’s been solved, I just hope we’ll one day learn the name of the man who sold ice cream to Chicago on that fateful Saturday in the park. Also, Paul Simon only ever mentions five ways to leave your lover…what are the other 45? Paul Simon, if you’re reading this, what are the other 45 ways to leave your lover?!