President, President Tuxedo

I’m not sure what I’m to do with this information 250 years after the fact and since she was married to George Washington the whole time anyway, but here’s an article: Fresh Look at Martha Washington: Less First Frump, More Foxy Lady:

“He was clearly sexually excited by her," said Patricia Brady, a historian who wrote the first revisionist biography of Martha a few years ago. "When Martha decided to marry George, she didn't marry him just to be a kind stepfather to her two children. He was a hunk, and I think she decided to make herself happy.”

You went, girl!


Also, Tom Daschle withdrew as nominee to be President Obama's health and human services secretary after questions arose over his choice in glasses:


Hope. Change. But No Nerds!