70.3% of all visits lasted less than five seconds.I think this means that most of you aren’t even giving me a chance and the ones who did fell asleep at their computers!
20.3% of all visits lasted longer than an hour.
I’ll try to remedy that in 2009. First up, here’s a sneak peek at my new character, The Lady at My Work Who Always Takes Ten Minutes at the Salad Bar and Talks to Herself the Whole Time:
“Hmmmm, do I want tuna? Let’s seeeeeeee...oooh, tomatoes...”Thank you very much!