Friday, December 12, 2008

The Wet Look

People of New York,

I urge you to continue barreling down the sidewalk and whacking me in the face with your gigantic, stupid umbrellas like it’s no big deal. This is not a time for common courtesy. I just want you to focus on how it would feel to have one raindrop land on you. Really focus on it. Let it wash over you like one raindrop. Now get out there and do your worst!

And if it's not raining, just whack me in the face with something else. We don't even know each other!


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