Always Be Clothing

Yesterday I encountered one of the more unorthodox up-selling attempts I’ve ever seen. I was buying a pair of pants and a shirt and the clerk said:

“You want more than one pants?”

“No, thanks.”

“How about another shirt?”

“No, just these. Thanks, though.”

“You want tie?”

“No.”

“How about belt? You want belt?”

“No. Thank you.”

“You need underwear?”

“Nope. Just this.”

“How about new suit? You like a new suit?”

Once again, that progression starts at More Pants, works itself all the way down to Underwear and then blasts off for NEW SUIT.

Gettin' after it in The Big City!